Animals Should Wear Pants

There’s a reason why you are embarrassed. It’s because you are sitting outside and you’re naked. Asshole.

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If a human being is kind enough to let you eat potato chips out of his hand, then have some damn respect, son. Put some pants on!

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Yes, that’s right.  Look at these stallions!  We are talking full get up!

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Even when it’s time for bed, it’s nice to see dogs be respectable and cover up.

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This little guy rules. Seriously.

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Check out this dog. The face says business but the superman suit says “oh yea, i know how to get down.” Unfortunately the costume is only half complete, his junk is still hanging out!
Lately I’ve heard complaints in the news media that halloween costumes for kids are too sexy. As long as they are 18, [...]

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Real cute puppy, right? Wrong. This puppy is a sex offender.

Guess what? If I tried walking around in public like that, I’d be thrown in jail. Perhaps that’s what we should do with all these naked dogs. Maybe then we’d get the point across.

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One day all dogs will be this noble and well dressed.

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You know what? This dog’s got class. I wouldn’t mind having him as an usher at my wedding. Way to set a great example!

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So it appears that your pets can do all the activities you enjoy. Some genius has made dog wet suits and scuba gear. Utilize them people.
If this pup can wear full scuba gear, you can puts some clothes on your mongrel. No excuses.

And what about this surfer dog…yep, a full wet suit. [...]

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