Animals Should Wear Pants

If a human being is kind enough to let you eat potato chips out of his hand, then have some damn respect, son. Put some pants on!

Yes, that’s right.  Look at these stallions!  We are talking full get up!

Even when it’s time for bed, it’s nice to see dogs be respectable and cover up.

This little guy rules. Seriously.

Check out this dog. The face says business but the superman suit says “oh yea, i know how to get down.” Unfortunately the costume is only half complete, his junk is still hanging out!

Lately I’ve heard complaints in the news media that halloween costumes for kids are too sexy. As long as they are 18, that’s fine by me, but that is for humans. Animals have been running rampant with their blatant disgusting nakedness for years. Even cavemen wore dead animal skins.

Get it together animals, we’ve taken enough of your crap.

Real cute puppy, right? Wrong. This puppy is a sex offender.

Guess what? If I tried walking around in public like that, I’d be thrown in jail. Perhaps that’s what we should do with all these naked dogs. Maybe then we’d get the point across.

One day all dogs will be this noble and well dressed.

You know what? This dog’s got class. I wouldn’t mind having him as an usher at my wedding. Way to set a great example!

So it appears that your pets can do all the activities you enjoy. Some genius has made dog wet suits and scuba gear. Utilize them people.

If this pup can wear full scuba gear, you can puts some clothes on your mongrel. No excuses.

And what about this surfer dog…yep, a full wet suit. Hang Ten!

Like this monkey. You could tell that he just didn’t want to walk around naked anymore. Why can’t other animals follow his direction and cover up!! It’s not pants, but it’s a step in the right direction. Other animals should learn from him.